My bf cooked breakfast for me today….at least 1 of us can cook
Why is it that as soon as Angelina Jolie revealed that she had a double mastectomy, breast cancer somehow got put on the map? People are saying how she “raised awareness” on it….shouldnt it be a big issue on its own? Why is it that when a celebrity goes through something as tragic as cancer people make such a huge deal for them, saying how brave they are to be going through it,...
I’ve come to learn that keeping your mouth shut protects you from alot of trouble.
you know when you’re having sex, or giving head, and they whisper fuuuck yeah that’s probably one of the greatest moments in life
I was supposed to go see the Great Gatsby today but my bf isnt talking to me………
zackisontumblr: that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood
Im overr being everyones chauffeur without receiving a dime for gas.
sadfriends: all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot.
I was working on my essay but then my neighbor blasted “Drop It Like It’s Hot” by Snoop and now i’m doing exactly that.
When you feel like everyone in the world is out to get you -_-
Having 2 boyfriends would be xtremly convenient. When 1 bf can’t give you attention then the other one will.
I think we can all tell what mood im in ;) siiiiighhhhhhhhhhh